Imperator Vex
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If you're a Marlboro smoker in UK...

I know smoking is bad, but a lot of us can't kick the habit so here it goes:

A pack of Marlboro costs £17-20 in UK

A pack of Marlboro costs around 5 euros(~£4.5) in spain

Ryanair flights from UK to Spain are average £50-150£ pounds both ways (depends on the time of year)

You're allowed to bring back 200 cigarettes, i.e 10x packs

10 pack in spain would cost you £45 pounds. (what used to be an extortionate rate you'd get in WHS 15 years ago)

10 pack in UK now would cost you £170-£200

If you manage to snag a cheap return flight for £50, you get your cigarettes, get to spend a day free in Spain and you've saved £75-£105

You get a free flight to Spain if your plane tickets cost you below £125

If your flight cost you between £125-170, you're getting a 'discount' on the flight from 0% to 73% (if you buy cigarettes in spain ofc), or you can think about it as a discount on the cigarettes either or)

it's only when flight costs you £170 or more that you start paying a full price for the cigarettes again
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A Game as wide as a Galaxy but with the depth of Puddle.

When I was a kid, one of my fondest memories was getting a PS2 with the first Lego Star Wars for Christmas 2005. That game helped shaped my childhood and my love of Lego games going forward. Lego Star Wars 2 the year after was also a great experience with many improvements over the first. The humour and quirkiness of these games set the bar for gaming that both children and adults could enjoy.
The 6 missions per film with between 30 mins to an hour-ish per level gave a good amount of gameplay and despite the levels being "linear" there was plenty to build with hidden secrets to find. From illusive Minikits to Dancing Skeletons to Snow Globes on Hoth there was many a fun and unusual quirk in these levels.

Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga gets rid of these big levels in favour of smaller set pieces with 5 in each film and honestly... it's a mess. I find myself running between various points in hub worlds (a cool idea in principle) to small missions that feel anti-climatic, unfulfilling, and generally clunky without the fun puzzle solving that the first games had. There are puzzles but they feel hollow, samey, and erratic. By the time a mission starts, it's over and I am aimlessly wandering an open world talking to generic NPC's that I could skin how I wanted and import into any generic game.

Co-op is pathetic at best. Player 2 is often on the sidelines in big epic encounters as opposed to the original games where they were an active participant to defeat the boss.

I will stop rambling but all I will say is, the devs obviously worked hard on this game and had a love for Lego Star Wars but whilst it is a large game it feels unfocused and more like a spiral galaxy of ideas that sound good but just make the core gameplay feel rushed and unfulfilling. The plot goes by at lightspeed and I feel as if I am not able to take in the story of these amazing films.

Honestly, if you love this game then I am happy for you but for me, I recommend the original Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga to fill that nostalgia with a more focused and fun and satisfying experience that honours the narrative of Star Wars more.
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neep 6 Jan @ 7:00am 
I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your ♥♥♥♥* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your ♥♥♥♥* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
neep 6 Jan @ 7:00am 
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips*
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Kanye west 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm 
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TRBC-97M 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm 
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