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Recent reviews by Koosha

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1 person found this review helpful
39.3 hrs on record (37.7 hrs at review time)
Helldivers 2, in its current state, is not stable. It suffers from awful framerates, constant crashes, and a new wave of glitches and bugs on top of the ones we've been dealing with for months. This is due to the complete oversight by Arrowhead regarding the game's optimization. It's struggling to run on high-end rigs without crashes or stable FPS. Despite this, the developers are force-feeding the game new content as if it's Call of Duty or Fortnite. If this game doesn't receive a stability and performance overhaul, it’s not worth buying, and is it worth your time.

Please Arrowhead just take a month or two, or as much time as you need to make this game stable.
Posted 2 September.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
165.9 hrs on record (158.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
game devs live under a rock and stop mod support. L

edit: they actually have been pushing decent updates so mods lowkey are not needed. W
Posted 16 August, 2022. Last edited 12 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
200.0 hrs on record (135.4 hrs at review time)
you can piss both yellow and red, gotta cop plain and simple
Posted 14 April, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
387.7 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
Rest in peace Mike Watson
Posted 27 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
57.5 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
This game will make your parents divorce seem like nothing the amount of frustration and broken baby skulls i have caused over this game is insane thats why i love it so much buy it now or u r a dumbass
Posted 29 September, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
108.9 hrs on record (80.1 hrs at review time)
Throughout my life this amazing video game has taken sums of my life expectancy away and i couldn't be anymore happy after my wife left I was depressed and this game made me happy i would constantly rub my balls on the CPU to feel the warm but enjoyable heat from my stressed CPU my wife never made me feel this good if you want your balls to be hot purchase this now and indulge yourself in true ball torture

10/10 - my trip to the hospital for third degree burns never felt so good
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
this makes me hard
Posted 31 March, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.9 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Great game would suggest to anyone who is a big fan of south park it has tons of references and the story alone was 9 hours for me and i have not even touched side quests yet
Posted 29 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.4 hrs on record
MUCH SWAG SUCH GOOD
Posted 2 January, 2017.
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