lets play some l4d dudee

I ended up killing him when all I ever wanted to do was help him. Why does life play the cruelest pranks on its least deserving denizens. Please, my precious Alucard, forgive me.

hey so i see u like the red guys aka Republicans. Is there a reason for that?

hey, Vampire! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you <3

UwU

-rep degenerate weirdo