Recent reviews by Vague Luminary

Five-card draw on super turbo crack

Phenomenal resurrection of the Budokai Tenkaichi series. Could never expect it to be this full of love and obvious passion for Dragon Ball.

Elden Ring:
Dark Souls, but crank it to 11

Shadow of the Erdtree:
Elden Ring, but crank it to 11

The once-in-a-while, very rare instance of a game that is not only super fun, but the reason to play it is to simply keep experiencing that super fun gameplay. Unlocks and progression feel secondary, and not in a bad way. It's just so damn satisfying to fight alongside friends and randoms alike.

For Super Earth!!! o7

BOOMER RISK OF RAIN TO TEACH THE YOUNGINS HOW THINGS WERE BACK IN THE DAY

THANKS CAROL I LOLING BE SURE TO BRING THE KIDS TO THE BARBEBBQ THIS SATURDAY

Kill Rubiconians. Behead Rubiconians. Roundhouse kick a Rubiconian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Rubiconian baby into the trashcan. Launch Rubiconians into the sun. Stir fry Rubiconians in a mealworm wok. Toss Rubiconians into active Fires of Ibis. Urinate into a Rubiconian's MT. Judo throw Rubiconians into a chainsaw. Twist Rubiconians' head parts off. Report Rubiconians to the PCA. Karate chop Rubiconian ACs in half. Vaporize Rubiconians with a laser rifle. Boost kick old Rubiconians down the stairs. Slice Rubiconians with a pulse blade. Uppercut Rubiconians with a pile bunker.

Update: Finished NG+, finished NG++........my thoughts remain the same.
Fantastic thrill rush of an action game. FromSoft does it again.

Coming from FighterZ and Strive for my first SF experience. Having a blast so far and love how accessible the game is for people with no fighting game experience. I'm still trying hard with Classic controls but.....it's no sweat if you want to use Modern. :)

Tons and tons and toooons of content too, can't really go wrong.

An epic conclusion to Kiryu's saga and the Yakuza game that finally gripped me as much as my initial experience playing 0 for the first time. If you like the Dragon Engine in Kiwami 2, you'll probably love this. :)

mmmmm me need golden british skeleton

This game is addictive as hell and fun as hell

Oh, we are the valiant infantry....