> be Queen's Viceroy
> boldly go where no one has gone
> can't be this hard
> it's hard
> completely mismanagement the whole thing
> people die left and right
> Queen's Envoy arrives to check on stuff
> offers some perks to help
> this is all usele... wait, what's this
> Cannibalism: get meat every time people die or leave
> I mean, meat is meat

9.9/10 somehow still get to keep being Viceroy despite total failure, must be nepotism.

> be Queen's Viceroy > boldly go where no one has gone > can't be this hard > it's hard > completely mismanagement the whole thing > people die left and right > Queen's Envoy arrives to check on stuff > offers some perks to help > this is all usele... wait, what's this > Cannibalism: get meat every time people die or leave > I mean, meat is meat 9.9/10 somehow still get to keep being Viceroy despite total failure, must be nepotism.