That was so unoriginal I had it saved on a txt file from 2005

Nice meme dude kek

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Oh oki

My good friend Oliver, you need to give me many moneys for payment for what I do for you, otherwise I give you bad bad virus and cause all your money to me.

Hey don't judge