Recent reviews by UndereNeko

Good game but play offline. If for whatever reason you REALLY want to play online get the blue sentinels anti-cheat mod, otherwise you can enjoy what happened to me, after a good like 56 hours of playtime and having just defeated darkeater midir and then decided to play co-op with friends only to be stealth invaded by some jackass, had my inventory spammed with rings, miracles, sorceries and pyromancies and then resetting my game progress back to zero. Fun!

What a pretty little birdie

Very good game, has a lot of content and more to come in free DLCs.

>Played for an hour had a lot of fun
>Collected a bunch of resources, didn't really get that far.
>Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 148 levels higher than me knock me unconcious with one punch.
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put me in cage, knock me unconcious again and then feed me something so that my hunger doesn't go down
>Can't break cage, can't die
>Eat faeces, doesn't kill me.
>Stuck in cage forever because admins aren't on

Great game design, I rate 10/10 IGN

Knowing that one day you'll buy this game, it fills me with determination.

-Doesn't play game due to having no meaningful updates in over two years.
-Sees new update in steam news.
-Reinstalls games.
-Opens game.
-Waits five minutes for main menu to load.
-Character deleted in new update.
-Creates new Character.
-Game crashed when starting as new character.
-Relaunches game.
- Loa........D.......I......N..................G.
-Weird pony ship A.I?
-Pickaxe still better than advanced technology.
-Bored of having to do same ♥♥♥♥ over again from two years ago.
-Quits game.
-Uninstalls.
-Waits another 2 years for another update.

11/10 would wait two years for an early access game update, again.