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Recommended
14.1 hrs last two weeks / 106.2 hrs on record (46.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 Apr @ 1:04am

You will die. Enemies will kill you, traps will kill you, you will kill yourself. That one orange pixel you just walked on? yea that was lava, you are now on fire and you will die. Find a new wand? Better think long and hard before trying it, because that specific combination of skills on a wand will end you and your entire bloodline with it.

There is no progression in Noita, the only progression you get, are the lessons you learn. Speaking of learning, there are secrets, a lot of secrets. Most of which are so convoluted that there is actually 0% chance of you figuring it out yourself. Even if you know exactly what to do, most of the secrets are really difficult to do because the preparation you need is ridiculous.

Noita is insanely fun, painful, and it's worth every penny you spend on it, if you hate yourself.
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