Your Garden Variety Bird™
You deserve the real thing.
Vermont, United States
🐦 Real birds
🐦 Not fake (literally)
🐦 Make great pets / Business opportunities
🐦 Not filled with tiny little rocks
🐦 Real birds
🐦 Not fake (literally)
🐦 Make great pets / Business opportunities
🐦 Not filled with tiny little rocks
GET ONE TODAY
Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned veterinarian, this realistic simulation of a bird is ready for action! This is not some paper parrot; this bird's got it where it counts. It'll do the usual things you'd expect from any other bird, such as flying around and annoying dogs, but it can also repair cars and can be used to keep track of the life expectancy of your relationships. This amazing piece of technology can be used to prove that evolution is real or disprove global warming depending on how you look at it!

For $3 a day, you'll get a bird delivered straight to your door.
🦅 Real bird sounds
🦅 Realistic weight
🦅 Real eyes
🦅 Real flying ability (with a small amount of practice)
🐦 Flies like an eagle (or equivalent)
🐦 Repairs cars in its spare time
🐦 Wears boots without socks
🐦 Puts its trash away
🐦 Sings standards like Old MacDonald
🐦 Avoids eye contact
🐦 Likes smooth jazz and country music equally
🤔 How does it fly?! Our scientists assure us there's nothing more than some feathers involved but honestly…
❌ Doesn't do well against basic physics or gravity
⭐ This bird flies
⭐ This bird doesn't live in a cage
⭐ This bird isn't dead
⭐ This bird will last longer than most people's relationships
⭐ This bird has never seen Titanic
🐦 This bird does other bird things
🐦 No non-bird things
🐦 No frauds or fakes
🔺 You know what an actual bird is?
🔺 You've never seen a worse attempt than what those imitators try to pull off every day
🐦 A real bird would never say 'cheep cheep'
🐦 A real bird would never steal a slice of bread
🐦 A real bird would never wear a stupid hat
🐦 A real bird would never sit in front of a mirror
🐦 A real bird would never play a guitar
🐦 Real birds
❌ This isn't a joke

We have many different types of real birds available, including some very popular species such as sparrows, blue jays, robins, pigeons (not available within the EU), parrots (not available within Australia), eagles (not available within Canada), ostriches (not available anywhere) and flamingos (available only seasonally)


Review Showcase
5.4 Hours played
If there's only one thing you buy today, make it Bird.

Is there anything else like Bird out there? Bird is unique; it provides an experience nothing else can rival. Bird is a deep game that challenges the intellect and lures gamers into an alternative reality where they may never wish to return. Not many games are set in avian society; rather than pretending to be a bird, as non-bird games do, Bird enables the player to become one. This permits flying with an advanced flapping system – leading to an unmatched experience for bird enthusiasts everywhere. This game is packed full of actual bird activities, such as flying, landing, eating and singing. If you want to play as an avian protagonist with the ability to fly instead of walk, then Bird is the video game for you. This bird simulator lets players live their life as a bird, because what better way to experience what it's like to be a bird than by playing as one?

There are many games out there, but very few are about birds. This is a true bird video game. With its unique premise, Bird will revolutionize the way people think about video games. Bird challenges players to become better birds through skill development and mastery of advanced bird dynamics, like using one's wings efficiently and attaining top flight speed before swooping down for an attack. Bird contains no gun violence, bloodshed, war simulation, birds being hit in the face, feathers or feces - only birds. There are no guns, because birds have no hands and therefore cannot wield guns (duh). This game seeks to fill the void in the market by providing gamers with a genuine bird experience.

Pros:

✅ Out now
✅ Bird game
🐦Play as bird
✅ Fly like bird
✅ Avian protagonist
✅ Actual flying
✅ Actual bird activities
✅ More fun than any other bird game
✅ No other games like this one
✅ 100% bird content
✅ You are bird

Cons:
❌ Cant put this game down
❌ No Bird multiplayer (yet)
❌ Can’t talk to other birds (yet)

Bird gives you an authentic bird experience. Bird consists of nothing but activities typically associated with birds. There is no violence or guns. Just Bird. No other video Game lets you do this many things as a bird. Fly, and have fun like a bird. Jump and glide through scenic environments (hopefully soon added will be snow-capped mountains, tropical beaches, islands in the sky, endless cityscapes etc). All whilst having complete control over your bird avatar! Get Published: your story will be submitted to BIRD magazine where it will enter various international competitions and could potentially even win some prestigious accolades! You participate in actual bird activities, unlike other non-bird games. If you run out of energy in Bird you will simply turn into stone.

Features include:

🐦 Fly through an open-world forest and catch bugs
🐦 Avoid obstacles like branches and rocks
🐦 Compete against friends to see who can get the highest score
🐦 No violence, no guns, no fighting (just Bird)
🐦 Fly over incredible landscapes
🐦 Genuine bird experience
🐦 Bird simulator
🐦 Realistic flight physics
🐦 Emotions not supplied but suggested
🐦 Download Bird now
🐦 Don't waste your time playing non-bird games

Playing as an avian protagonist with the ability to fly, gamers must earn food in order to survive. With an array of bird activities including flying, eating worms, catching bugs, stealing food, and much more, Bird truly captures what it means to live life as a bird.

This game is for people who:

✓ Have an interest in birds
✓ Have ever visited a museum
✓ Have ever used binoculars
✓ Have ever tried on binoculars
✓ Are sick of supporting games not about birds (no matter how fun they may be)
✓ Have fond memories of flying as a child
✓ Want to get back in touch with their inner bird/child
✓ Are sick of violent video games
✓ Just want an overall better experience
✓ Like to play as the Bird (the only bird video game)
✓ Want to experience flying like never before (as Bird)
✓ Be part of the bird gaming revolution (as Bird)

Bird. A game about birds. Play as Bird. Experience Bird. Be Bird.

Comments
Your Garden Variety Bird™ 24 Jul, 2021 @ 1:46pm 
Real birds have real lives. They work on cars and carry umbrellas and do other bird things. You might ask, "why don't you put this in your description?". We believe our customers will appreciate knowing that the reputation of their bird will reflect positively on them. In the same way, a person carrying a Parrot on their shoulder won't be able to get away with asking strange people for directions in an airport terminal, nor would they be let into a 5-star Italian restaurant sporting only a chicken on their arm
An Actual Skull™ 19 Feb, 2021 @ 7:40pm 
it's a real actual bird!
Scooby Doo 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:53pm 
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