Recent reviews by SuzuharaLuluBestGirl

The game is superb, no question about it, 10/10. The development team did an stellar job, you made history.

DENUVO IS GONE! (on the beta brach. Please switch to the beta branch for now.)
Updated as of 2019-03-09.

San Francisco gets nuked at the start of the game, what more do you want?! Go buy this already!

I wish I had paid for this masterpiece instead of having received it as a gift. It's that good.

Perfect port. 120Hz & FPS? Check. Support for stupid resolutions? Check. AA, AF? Check.
I've been waiting almost 10 years to play this again ever since my 360 died and boy. They really did a great job, kudos to everyone involved and to CAPCOM for keeping the game intact.
Definitely buy it, better than 2, 3 or any other Dead Rising game.

One of the five western games I love.
I mean you know a game is really good when you're writing a positive review 16 years after release without even hesitating.
I've reinstalled this game countless times and each time it's just as good or better than last time, truly one of the true timeless classics of videogames.
Just get it already! What are you waiting for? no FPS has come even close to the perfection that this game is since it's release.
Fast, tight controls, graphics that aged really well for a 1999 game, satisfying weapons, creative level design, no microtransaction ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, no DLC scams, no season pass garbage, just straight up FPS goodness as it should be.
Buy it!

It's garbage. Avoid at all costs, quite possibly the absolute worst game I've ever played.
The physics are bad, the graphics are horrible, might as well burn $10 and you'll get the same experience. There is nothing salvageable about this mess.

Well, I wasn't expecting much to be honest, but for 2.49 dollars, why not?
Next thing I know, I'm making 200hit combos and having a lot of fun.
Also, pantsu. Definitely buy.

I hope the review feature had a neutral finger. From Dust is a decently good game with some shortcomings; like the poor performance and few stages. Overall, it's okay.

But the DRM, oh my god the DRM. It's complete and utter garbage, VERY annoying and a chore to setup. I really hate this uPlay ♥♥♥♥, I really do. If you want to support the devs, buy it on Steam but pirate the DRM-free version.
I cannot stress how bad the DRM is.

Definite downgrade from the original Crysis. While the suit is much streamlined, this doesn't really help at all the core game.
Way, way too linear, with most of the time only one -three ways to approach your next objective. And it's also pretty easy; you're nearly indestructible the whole game and the AI being crap doesn't help either. Low FOV, which results in your weapon taking up 1/4 of the screen, which is very annoying. Multiplayer was just Call of Duty with nanosuits.
Graphically it's pretty good, but that's about it. I won't even comment on the story because honestly, who cares?

Postal 2 is brilliant in it's own right. Social satire to the extreme.
The gameplay is also very fun if you aren't weak of stomach, I mean, the animation for burning people alive is pretty graphic to me at least, but whatever.
The main character is a riot, very fun protagonist and cool phrases.

Overall, it's a blast. Play it.