Recent reviews by Trap Hansen

My name is Zak Bagans and I didn't believe in ghosts until I played Phasmophobia...

Chewie lookin' swole in dem younger years B)

Here is my dilemma...

I love dinosaurs. I love taming them; I love (non-sexually) riding them; I love to create armies of them.

The issue is: Ark is the only one who provides this experience and they provide it poorly. The game is awfully made with terrible features, yet they seek to steal our money by releasing another game.

When the game is ten bucks, get it. It is fun. But it is still awful. The bugs. The crashes. The godforsaken tethering. Sounds disappear and return without warning. This game is a man-made disaster.

But here I am, playing it every day without an ounce of certifiable regret. For what? Because I love dinosaurs.

Let us say that there was a game that took the best parts of your favorite survival/building games (games such as Minecraft and Ark), kept it simple, avoided the BS, looks great, and is $20. This is that game.

If you love-hate Ark, then this will be your new best friend.

If you want a game that would "theoretically" be better than having a significant other, then this is it.

Buy it. NOW.

Rating: 9/10
Pros: Beautiful Settings, Good Plot, Likable Characters, Simple yet Great Customization
Cons: Bugs, Jumpy Story Lines

After hearing that EA was going to make a single player, micro-transactionless Star Wars game, you could color me surprised. But after finishing the game, I can gladly say, "Great Job EA". In a game with relatable characters, stunning settings and a half-decent plot, I was never bored nor discouraged to keep on keeping on.

Spoiler: I have never felt chills from a video game before. But the scene where Cal is knighted into the Jedi Order and Darth Vader appears, well damn, those were chilling.

This game is the bee's knees. I saw some gameplay of it and thought it looked fun. I bought it and I was not disappointed.
It is very entertaining, the adventure is new everytime, and even if you lose, you don't want to quit and never play it again. I give it 9/10. Because there is always room for improvement.