Jaredo
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Kristian 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:09pm 
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ThomasPlz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:53am 
🚨 ATTENTION! THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNT YOU ARE VIEWING IS OWNED / RUN BY A THOT! PROCEED WITH CAUTION, AS YOU MAY GET A TRIGGERED FANBASE ON YOU. TO TAKE ACTION, LEAVE AN L, LEAVE THE ACCOUNT, AND PROCEED WITH A BLOCK! IF ANY FAN TRIES TO CONTACT YOU, BLOCK IMMEDIATELY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 🚨
ThomasPlz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:53am 
Me: Gimme The Speakers
Bff: Why
Me: I need you to hear this lit song Lil Uzi Vert just made. +smirks evilly +
Bff: OK
+hands me speakers+
+plugs in+
+turns up volume+
+starts+
Bff: What this is not Lil Uzi!!
Me: I know (+does trollface+)
+gets louder+
+and louder+
+Bff jumps out window+
RIP Bff For crushing her legs and breaking her eardrums
ThomasPlz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:53am 
IF THIS BETA MALE DOES NOT STOP I SWEAR BY PROPHET MUHAMMAD SALLALLAHU WALAIHI WASSALLAM I SHALL INSERT MY NOSTRILS INTO HIS ANAL CAVITY AND INHALE HIS SWEET AROMATIC VAPOURS
FILTHY KAFFIR, WHAT IS MATTER WITH YUO, YUO CANNOT APPRECIATE ANOTHER MAN'S ANAL AROMAS? WHAT, IS YUOR BOONTU BROKEN, SHALL I SLOBBER OVER IT AS A FAMISHED ETHIOPIAN IMMIGRANT SLOBBERS OVER A SEVERAL DAY OLD SHAWARMA? SHALL THAT REIGNITE YOUR LUST FOR THE OLFACTORY PLEASURES OF ANOTHER MOSSULMAN'S ANUS?
ThomasPlz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:51am 
Dat Boi isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such hilarity and re-usability online? Dat Boi puts the memes in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a meme of it's caliber and passion for the memes again. Pepe breaks records. Le toucan breaks records. Dat boi breaks the rules. You can keep your copypastas. I prefer the frog
ThomasPlz 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:50am 
When I use acronyms such as LOL or LMAO I use them not to express humor, but my crippling depression. They are a silent cry for help from this dark void of sadness. I used to use them genuinely, but as time went on I found myself meaning it less every time I used them. How many people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL," laugh their ass off when they say "LMAO," and roll on the floor laughing when they say "ROFL"? No one. This is the result of the pathetic world of lies we live in. As my depression grew stronger over the years I found myself questioning the true meaning of these acronyms when I used them.