>loudspeaker comes on
>Congratulations to Anon Y. Mouse for having the smallest penis 3 years in a row!
>Everyone give Anon a big, or rather a small, round of applause!
God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hated Penis Inspection Day

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well.

Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day too.

What about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu?

Alright, I think that's clear enough for me. You've got plenty of time to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but not the common courtesy to take a few minutes of your time to sort your ♥♥♥♥ out.

I have been bending over backwards making excuses for why you're not this cold, negligent person that this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has led me to believe you are. I've had to endure the painful process of having to explain to our friends that I had basically been abandoned with you while you're off just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up with everybody else, having a grand old time, much like you're doing in this thread right now. That's a pretty ugly look, don't you think? I've been giving you time in spades to come up with literally anything to say to me. A simple "I'm not interested" would have sufficed, but instead you graciously accepted every out that I gave you just to keep buying time for the attention you're lavishing in.

You enjoyed my company because it was a good source of attention when we were just a small group of people. I thought you were a decent person and a friend at that. As soon as other people were in the picture to meet that need, you dropped me like I was going out of fashion. Call me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who caught feelings for some e-girl on the internet, okay. I'll take it. I'm an idiot but at least I have the common courtesy to treat other people with the respect and dignity they deserve as human beings. I'll be damned though if I'm just going to eat the entirety of the emotional burden of this falling out for you though. You get to ♥♥♥♥ me over and then enjoy the support of all of our friends while I just have to silently endure this?

I've never felt so used in my life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cruel, you know that?

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