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"b9 is gay" -J.K Rowling

You get home late after a long day.
Nobody is home. You open your front door and take off your shoes, set down your bag but just as you’re taking a third step towards the hall, you hear a funny noise...
Almost like water dripping from a leaky hose except the water is vaginal excretion.
You realize there’s someone in your house. The sound coming from the hall gets louder and louder until you see the lights quickly flick on the off. The noise you were hearing instantly stops.
You take a deep breath, with one more step forward and OUT OF NOWHERE, a hairy face appears out of the dark swinging a massive, WET, alien ♥♥♥♥♥ in a motion so swift and accurate you almost pass out just from the mere sight of this handling.
The last thing you remember is the alien ♥♥♥♥♥ sucking the life out of your face....
Then nothing.

This user gave me:

· AIDS
· allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
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· common cold
· COPD
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· Crohn's disease
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· dementia
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· Ebola
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· endometriosis
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· Graves' disease
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· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
When the beat droped
Your mom did to

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