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31.0 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Ever wondered what it’s like to take an unhealthy amount of meth, hop in a Mustang, and personally encourage the local population to buy more meth? Well, wonder no more.

I started this game as an honest drug entrepreneur, but after a few "quality control" samples, things escalated. One moment I was making smart business deals, the next I was foaming at the mouth, flooring it down the street, and explaining the benefits of meth with my fists to the non-believers.

The cops hate me. My customers fear me. My Mustang loves me.

10/10 would distribute product through force again.
Posted 1 April.
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18.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
3 hours in and it feels really fun to play, the story is interesting and the game play feels good.
Posted 19 March.
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37.3 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
As someone who despises bugs with a fiery passion, I thought Helldivers 2 might offer me a cathartic outlet to exterminate bugs without the real-life horror of feeling one land on my arm. And yes, I’ve got to hand it to Arrowhead Game Studios—they delivered on the “screaming in terror while blasting” front.

Picture this: You’re dropped into an alien-bug-thing infested wasteland with three other idiots. You’re surrounded by swarms of bugs that range from “uncomfortably large beetle” to “oh my god, that’s the size of a truck.” My worst nightmare is now rendered in glorious 4K.

In conclusion, Helldivers 2 is a fantastic game if you love chaos, hate bugs, and don’t mind accidentally betraying your team with poorly timed strafing runs.
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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971.7 hrs on record (773.2 hrs at review time)
Busting
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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68.6 hrs on record (64.8 hrs at review time)
Beyond overrun by hackers, it is not possible to play on even the most moderated servers due to the vast amount of hackers.
Posted 3 January, 2022.
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8.6 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is really enjoyable, would like it to be a little cheaper considering the content as present time.

Flinging out of the map and loosing entire saves is not cool

Controls for vehicles feel bouncy and weird.

Deer meat seems to be the only realistic source of income at the moment as none of the other methods get the same results.
Posted 16 March, 2021.
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11.6 hrs on record
The story is great, the mechanics are clunky and the progression can be described as a bunch of guesses as to what to do in any situation. There is zero sense of direction and I found myself very often having to google how to progress passed a certain point.
Posted 27 December, 2020.
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29.6 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Red sus
Posted 29 September, 2020.
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4.2 hrs on record
Honestly just great, everything about it.
Posted 11 August, 2020.
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20.3 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Great game for hopping with a few friends in a call on Discord and just gaming to kill time. This game is super engaging and very fun to play.
Posted 6 May, 2020.
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