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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 225.9 hrs on record (136.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09pm
Updated: 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Early Access Review
-wake up
-brush your teeth
-turn on the PC
-decide to play The Isle
-open up the game
-select a server
-decide to play as a Deinosuchus
-spawn in a river
-get out of the river to reach a corpse
-get grabbed by a Ceratosaurus
-get thrown of a cliff
-survive
-fall into the the river
-get grabbed by an adult Deinosuchus
-survive
-swim as far away as possible
-find a cave and enter it
-meet a Beipi family
-you show them that you're friendly
-they let you stay in the cave with them
-slowly you gain their trust and become good friends
-you start growing bigger
-you go drink some water
-while you're gone, a Carnotaurus comes and kills half of your Beipi friends
-you charge at him, scaring him away
-all seems well now
-after a while the Beipis start randomly killing each other
-the remaining members start attacking you
-you kill them in self defense
-you're alone
-you grew a lot, so you decide to go out and start hunting
-while swimming across the river you meet some other Deinos
-you start to know each other and become good friends
-you form a group and start exploring
-you and your group go to NW to find some prey
-you reach NW and find yourself in a war between the Deinos and Ceras
-you and your friends go too far from the water
-you manage to kill two Ceras and get back in the water, but your friends aren't that lucky
-you're alone again
-the nearby Deino group accepts you as their own
-you all start swimming down to Center
-while swimming you come across a herd of Stegosauruses crossing it
-you and your group hatch a plan to drown and kill them
-you get in your positions and attack
-you lunge at one of the Stegos, but it unexpectedly hits you across your face with it's tail
-you get one shotted and die, losing over 6 hours of progress
-you exit the game
-you close the PC
-you die

(nerf Stego)
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