I am not a humble man, in fact I probably the least humble person in history; but even I am humbled by my awsomeness. Not even Chuck Norris can stand this fact.

Occupations: Time traveling, fighting aliens/ helping the good ones, physics.

Video games quotes:

I go where I please and I please where I go - Duke Nukem

And remember if it took more than one shot, then you weren't using a Jacobs - Borderlands

I never asked for this - Deus ex