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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/133340147 dude wtf did I find

-rep Met this guy at walmart and we got chatting when I saw he was looking at the gun section he seemed like a great guy I then asked if he played pubg and he said yeah, so I got his steam name and we started playing, we won many games together and overall a great guy very positive, after a while we met up round his house and after 3 beers he asked if I wanted to see his "guns" I said "sure man" then he said "I'll be right back" I was waiting for about 15 mins and he came back butt naked and had his micro♥♥♥♥♥♥♥out all erect and lubed up I never ran so fast in my life! If you see a guy at walmart with blue jeans, cowboy boots, jean jacket, cowboy hat, beer belly, and around 5'5ft has a distinctive smell of cheese, fish and rubber, like the kind they use to make sex toys thats him. DO NOT MEET THIS GUY!

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.