I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach.

I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub

*deep breath* No body of water is safe wiithout a lifeguard

It's two feet deep, lady. You're, what are you doing here?

You can Relax, You're safe now, your lifeguard is here

Okay...

*whistle* Get out of the water, there's a shark!

What, a shark?!

Get out of the water!

A shark?!

Theres a shark in the water!

No, wait a min... There's no shark in the bathtub

Aren't you glad you had a lifeguard here to save you?

I guess... what! Wait a minute, you-you should go. There-theres no need for you to be here

I think I should stay, and I think we should have sex

*groan?* Okay...

There was once a person I knew, it was a long time ago, of course, but I still remember him fondly. He went by the name Wilbur, I met him in the summer of ‘89 at the tennis court nearby. *Pans up to sun* *flashback happens*

“Hi there, you new here?” I asked the strange man I’d never met before, he just stared at me in confusion.

“I come here every tuesday with my mom, she’s trying to get me into tennis but it’s not really my thing.” he looked at the ground.

“Oh ♥♥♥♥, I’m sorry...:”

“Sorry for what? My mother taught me never to be ashamed of my tennis skill, especially being so fast and all”

“I can see that, your mother gave you good advice.”

“Sometimes, I hit to fast and I break the racket.”

“It gets faster when I work on it”

*audible curiosity*

“Sometimes, I go too fast and I break the racket.” He said to me.

“Well, my mother taught me a few things too, like how not to break the racket by using someone else’s hands instead of your own.”I replied

“C-can you show me?”

“I’d be right happy to.”

Then I smiled and walked towards him, ready to show the technique handed down by my mother and her mother before. We spent all day and night perfecting our technique, after a “hard” and “long” training, We knew he had it down.

~~End of Chapter 1~~