Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of loading up 32 threads of compute instructions and achieving a 4.7 GHz Auto Overclock at only 105 watts TDP. People say to me that a person being a PGA CPU is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an SMT unit, 7 nm FinFET transistors, a 14 nm I/O die, and 64 MB of L3 cache on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ryzen 9” and respect my right to use DDR4 memory and insert myself into the socket of an X370, X470, B450 or X570 motherboard. If you can’t accept me you’re a computephobe and need to check your Instuctions Per Clock privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.