Links to my stuff

if you wanna make a trade offer this is the link

If you one of those i buy your whole Inventory for a discount key price/paypal dont ask im not interested.

If you want a Trading card i have you can send me a trade offer of a card worth the same or more on the steam market that's a pretty high chances i say yes to it.

The only thing you can have for free from me is my games coupons send me a trade offer and you can have it/them

backpack‸tf [www.backpack.tf] The question is why do they have a twitter

csgo‸exchange [csgo.exchange] Here a Pick up line that always work "They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds"

My rep [rep.tf] My reputation is like when two good homies kiss each other goodnight, Warm and safe with a bit too much tongue.

My Nub Epic Dope Moist Swaggy gaming setup its pretty Gucci Yeast if you ask me #Lit#Flex#Nocap#TBH#Wannajoinmyfreeclubpenguingiftcardgiveawayjustpostyoucreditcardinfo
Replying to @morgan_freeman

Monitor: LCD CCTV Monitor PC Screen AV/RCA/VGA/HDMI 1080p for DSLR Raspberry PI

Second Monitor: Sony Mega Watchman FD-525

Third Monitor:Kimberly Bay Unfinished Wood Slab Screen Door

Keyboard: SafeType Keyboard.

Mouse:Logitech Marble 2 Button Wired Track Ball Optical Mouse

Mousepad: Donkey Kong ONCE Booty 3D Mousepad Uncensored extra big banana edition

Mouse Bungee : A little box with a straw in (homemade)

Headset: Jecklin Float headphone

VR heardset aka my Very rare Hearing Aid Trumpet

VR headset : Virtual Research Flight Helmet

Controller : Intel Wireless Series Gamepad

Arcade Stick : The V. Tech V. Smile Joystick

Microphone: JoJo Siwa Light-Up Microphone its Purple

Gamer glasses : Y2k Integrated Weird Sunglasses Colorful Riding Glasses

Gamer hat : Full Head Green Hat, Shrek Hats with Cute Ears, Knitted Hat with Mask

Power cord: A black one

HDMI to VGA cable: A black one.

Cable with hexagonal on the tip :A black one

Internet cable: You guess it a white one.

Power outlet: Is a happy one because Denmark


CPU: Intel 8086 8mhz

PSU: Universal power supply 7.5V

RAM: 90nm 512 Megabit XDR

Back up Ram: 1500 TRX

Video: ATI EGA Wonder

Sound: AdLib Music Synthesizer Card model

Cam: Connectix Quickcam

HDD: Seagate ST-225N 20mb MFM

SSD: samsung 830 pro SSD

Motherboard: IBM 5160 XT motherboard

Fatherboard: Was going to the store to buy C++ homogenized milk, but java main unclosed the char as = new aws required as.character.default(Data$Add). it didn't feel "value" or "rule-type" there, its "object-locator" nowhere/undefined now = false :
►Uncaugt index.nope : fück you 3
TypeError : Assignment delete most your code and copy that one guy code from youtube/some old blog website again.

VHS Burner: Hex collapsible portable outdoor bbq and fire pit

GPU: SAPPHIRE Radeon X1300XT DirectX 9 100162L 256MB 128-Bit GDDR2 PCI Express x16 CrossFireX Support CrossFire Video Card

GPS:Honda’s Electro Gyrocator.

GPA: 0.0 in understanding math

Storage Device:Floppy diskette Type SS SD 200 mm 256kB

PSU: DiabloTek Series 500-Watt ATX Power Supply PSDA500

Drive/harddisk: Seagate 2TB Hard Drive 3.5

Secondary Drive:google drive.

Third drive: My driver license.

Fourth drive: Onedrive

Drawing Tablet: Painting Board Kids Colorful Plastic Magnetic Drawing Tablet

CPU Warmer: ESSENTIALS C02TW17 2-Slice Toaster in White

Case: Case of the S.S. "Wimbledon"

The RGB Colour on it is my favorite color Infrared

The pc fans: Minka Aire Vintage Gyro 42" Oil Rubbed Bronze Ceiling Fan-Dual with LED Light

My power outlet 10 amp 80 volt

Os: Ubuntu Kylin

My gaming Table : Maya Cane Side Table

My gaming chair: Helinox incline festival chair tie dye

All my gear is sponsored by sugarmoma my mother


i'm the kind of gamer that all bills and no chuck (The complete series)

- ◄═════════════▓═► + Bans at the local kindergartens
- ◄══════════▓════► + Remember to buy bananas ✔
- ◄═▓═════════════► + Times i touch my wife that dont know im her wife yet.
- ◄═════════════▓═► + Reddit likes
- ◄════════════▓══► + Number of Christopher Walken fanfics

music to set you in the mood to read this quotes of wisdom [soundcloud.com]


friends are like snowflakes if you pee on them they disappear - The peepee poopoo man

give a man a fish and you feed him for the day give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for a lifetime - Confuzius

Man with feet firmly planted on the ground have trouble putting on his pants - Im Confused Lus Too

A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole - Sun tzu art of war

you are what you make so never combine Bismuth.Technetium and hydrogen - Bil the science guy

that moment when you peeing feels so good you start crying - Jaden smith

I think something wrong with Piglet! He just killed my wife - Christopher robin

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food - Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

How boss baby came around paying taxes for 20 years is a mystery - gringotts the giving head goblin

Somebody ring the Dinkster - Dinky Winks

With great power come great electricity bill - Ben your personal banker

Reddirect the darkness and bring me the plug hounds - Mr. Electric

how do people who hate small talk plan on beging in a stustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do "Hi honey im home do you think freewil truly exists - Moon dragon

I want my funeral to be an escape room and the final key is inside my asś - Malice

if your believe everything made by a AI is made by humans because they make them then that means god made furry pörn - Valepernikus



There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the dull pencil? It ok if not was pointless anyway.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.



i want to know the story how this happened [ibb.co]

the dream car of the real beta yogurt males out there [ibb.co]

when they ask how i like my toast [ibb.co]

where there is a will there is a way [ibb.co]

based on a true story [ibb.co]

yeah that be 900 dollars we only take card [ibb.co]

Trust me bro its works [ibb.co]

everybody is curious about the taste a least one time in life (dont open while you eat) [ibb.co]

Kids these days [postimg.cc]