Once upon a porn-site dreary, where I lingered, red-eyed, bleary,
O'er many a strangely grammared page of Russian girls galore,
Closing popups then cascading, spyware programs now pervading,
Came a sight that set me thinking, linking to hot chicks galore.
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Quoth the server, "404"

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get april frooled haha

april fools haha

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Have a nice weekend! ♥

First comment of march

Have a nice Day

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i cant spell febuwary

first comment of february

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Hope everything is going well with you Jesse, hit me up whenever you want

Ur a potato senpai

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Amazing taste in anime

nice face

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i wish gordon ramsay would be my daddy

xoxo

That's harsh, but people do have different tastes.
Sounds fair with your rating. xd

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I gave Clannad a rating of 1/10.

Clannad...

Good evening, Unknown, I'm Doctor John from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

Hope you having a happy 4/20 bro

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ℳerry Quackmas
and a ℋappy New Year 2016!

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