Evening, it is I a qualified Fangfessional street fighter and I will be your Sunday school teacher today.
You may think that life is all about rainbows and chocolate, (It is) but I have news for you!
We are each only HALF a chocolate chip, at most!
Floating helplessly in what we call existence, trying to find our second half, out there somewhere, looking to become whole.
But life is hard.. And we're like, knock off brand chocolate chips, not the good stuff.
I like good coffee, bad video games, and long walks!
*From my place to the nearest Tacobell.

I hate mashed potatos, hot weather and bent MTG cards.




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