Скорошни рецензии на TheSmalHobbit

Did a lot of dancing with Standable v2.0 tonight! Didn't even mess with any parameters or anything because SteamVR borked, just let it rock. It has almost completely solved all of my tracking issues, everyone should get this shnizz.

Yeah I ain't linking my ♥♥♥♥ to one of the most hacked consumer databases in gaming lol. Feel bad for the devs, they did wonders with this game. Design, balance, and the star example of a live service title.

But, uh, yeah. ♥♥♥♥ Sony.

Edit: Fixing the review, good job everyone :salute

Edit edit: They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, time to divebomb this again

You remind me of the babe (what babe?)
Babe with the power (what power?)
Power of voodoo (who do?)
You do (do what?)
Remind me of the babe
I saw my baby
Crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
(Slime and snails) or puppy dog tails
(Thunder or lightning) then baby said
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump)
Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
I saw my baby
Trying hard as babe could try
What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
(Slime and snails) puppy dog tails
(Thunder or lightning) then baby said
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump)
Jump, magic jump (jump, magic jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Put that baby's spell on me
You remind me of the babe (what babe?)
The babe with the power (what power?)
Power of voodoo (who do?)
You do (do what?)
Remind me of the babe
Dance, magic dance, ooh, ooh, ooh
Dance, magic
What kind of magic spell to use
(Slime and snails) puppy dog tails
(Thunder or lightning)
Something frightening
Dance, magic dance
Dance, magic dance
Put that baby's spell on me
Jump, magic jump
Jump, magic jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Jump, magic jump (Jump, magic jump)
Jump, magic jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, slap that
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance (dance, magic dance)

Killed 4 of my friends with a boombox and tentacles, 10/10 game

The most expensive, resource hungry free game I've ever played that's also done wonders for my depression

If this was the first weekend the game came out, thumbs up, 10/10. For whatever reason since like Monday or Tuesday, it's just nosedived. Game has a 50/50 chance of hanging on finding a match, had it happen 5 times in just 1 hour of play. The strictness of input reading and leniency of input buffering just constantly fight against each other. ♥♥♥♥ either doesn't come out or the motion sticks around for forever so you get a special when you just wanted 5MP. Just fighting with the game for what I want, I can watch the replay. I see I did the input I wanted. Game just gave me something else because it still has a previous input saved.

Best narrative VR Shooter on the market. Stop reading any of this ♥♥♥♥ and just buy it if you have a HMD.

This game is amazing. Played the demo a bunch, had a bunch of fun flinging myself off guard railings and shooting bots in slow motion.

Haven't been able to play as much as I've wanted due to familial issues, but this game is easily replacing my shooter of choice since bonelabs has been a wet fart of not delivering the full modding tools, still. Devs are communicating on a consistent basis, levels funnel you from encounter to encounter so you're never lost, and encounters can be tackled from different angles if you do explore. Hang from the rafters, climb through the ducts to fight them from behind, or just go in guns blazing, sliding around like you're in a John Woo flick. I'll usually rocket jump to the closet bot and start sliding into other bots and shooting other ones on the way. Game is a blast.

Only complaints I have is not enough weapons, which is already being addressed with the revolver currently in the beta branch. And if you die in an encounter, when you come back to said encounter everybot that you already killed doesn't respawn. Other than that, game is amazing, go play it if you have your VR legs. Or jump into the deep end and grab it anyways as your first VR game if you like shooters.

Picked this up since I'm getting tired of the changes and lack of upkeep in Tarkov.

This ain't a Tarkov like people keep trying to say.

Headshots don't exist, enemies can quickly become bullet spongy, weapons do different damage and isn't just ammo dependent, your aim is on a bloom and not dictated by where your barrel is pointing. Like, the best part of Tarkov is that elation you feel when you single handedly take down an entire group of people and get all their loot. I'm just getting gear checked here in a game where I can die from 2 shots from AI with ♥♥♥♥ tier loot.

This game is a pain in my ass due to Albus feeling like he has a NEED to get crit from orbit and dying constantly.

But it feels great to play with a ton of skill customization even upfront that puts most games to shame.