I unzip my russian standard issue army pants and my lizard pokes out. It looks around and sees your bottom. It then gets hard, and hisses in your direction. I slowly walk to you, not yelling, but speaking loudly" prepare your bottom for lizard, little one. I use vodka for lube. I pour vodka on lizard, lizard is excited now. I use crowbar to spread open your bottom, and use red spray paint to make bullseye for the lizard I aim I go in, and hear a pleasured roaring hiss as lizard takes control I cannot stop him now, he has his prey you cry, but i tell you"do not cry little one, it will be over soon lizard starts shaking, and squirming gives another roar red communist sperm explodes into you, and lizard yells during orgasm with the voice of a thousand soldiers You fall to ground you are dead now lizard slithers back into my pants he is satisfied for now