So female dolphins...

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just ♥♥♥ over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly. Scientists were like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's ♥♥♥♥, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly, and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ myself to death

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs:go sometime its a really cool gun game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep Cool easy trade, nice dude

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