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No dude. I cant lock them up. You know how many pairs of socks I go through a day? how many shoes? its honestly so awful that you dont get this.

I thought you were a friend man. You know I struggled with this my whole life. The stench eats through everything. I wake up in the mornings with a hole in my blanket where my feet are.

Image it man, those cold nights. Every night I go to sleep with cold feet, I cant make it stop. PLEASE STOP TORMENTING ME. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

u gotta keep those toes locked up bro. gotta get those things confined. get them incarcerated. im thirsting so hard i need the commander in chief to stop me. i need those wigglers sent to alcatraz bro. i need them put away for life. i cant stop thinking about those things bro. need the men in black to mind wipe me, those toes are out of this world bro. just a whiff to build a dream on bro.

Listen man it was cool hanging out with you. But I just thought it was super weird how you wouldn't stop touching my feet in the car. Like I just don't really know how to put this. Consent is important man...

Like I'm an open dude. Next time you wanna pet the dogs just ask. All you had to do was pull me aside and tell me. Everyone's got their vices and I'm a friend man just let me know.

-rep sits when he pees

googer please have my babies please