Recent reviews by 2Sleepee

Charming, intuitive, and interesting to control. Play with a controller, kick back, and relax.

Played Snoot Game earlier this year, and while this game is enjoyable on it's own I can see it definitely sanded away all the "Edge" that came with Snoot Game. If you showed this to someone out of the loop and said "People on the most toxic website created this" they'd put you in a loony bin. The game has charm, ample music, and beautiful art as far as the eye can see. It definitely doesn't have the same angst and edge that came with Snoot Game, but that's because Wani is significantly more uplifting than its predecessor. A good game, I clocked in just over 12 hours with my first playthrough alone-- so you're definitely going to get your money's worth!

If Nintendo won't give us an F-Zero GX Sequel, thank god we have Aaron McDevitt. The game is fast, tight as hell, adrenaline-pumping soundtrack, and scratches that itch for a new F-Zero game I've had since 2008. You've got your own health meter separate from boost, you've got burning boosters and "Final Burn" as new mechanics, and now if you crash you don't have to start the race over, you just respawn with half health and quarter boost after a few seconds. Which those few seconds can be enough for you to wish you had to restart!

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I have done everything. It is 3am in the morning, as I am typing this in a fit of frustration and lucid ire. I have deleted the temp files, I have adjusted my firewall, I have adjusted the Launch Options (as I am launching in Non-VR mode), I have deleted the LocalLow files, I have uninstalled and reinstalled, restarted my computer, updated graphics drivers, edited the registry, PUT IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMAND PROMPT and nothing continues to work. I have been spending the past 64 minutes rampantly bashing my head into a brick wall trying to get past the white screen on start-up, and when the green bar starts loading, everything along with my hopes to just play the game dies like the dinosaurs on Pangea; it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long gone.

I did the Automatic Method from the company's own "troubleshooting" article, The Manual Method, and The Final Steps. The software flat-out won't let me in. I am a Windows 10 User running on an AMD Phenom 945, an Nvidia GX 1050 GPU, and 16 Gigs of RAM.

This isn't even a review anymore, this is a cry for help. I've done sod all to fix this and all I have to show for my efforts are this ticket and the 18 minutes spent cumulatively booting up VRChat only to have it crash like a paraplegic trying to walk down an up-escalator.

With love and regards, 2Sleepee.

It's SEGA. Which means it has a great soundtrack, sometimes cool visuals, and is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a catastrophe to play. 2 Different jump buttons with no means of easily spindashing in a game that would greatly benefit from it? Sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up.

But hey, at least SEGA was smart enough to entrust the camera to fans instead of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up like they always do.

Bethesda

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*Charges Ki*
Maximum Power!
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♥♥♥♥ this game and it constantly dropping frames the moment I try to play it. Unless it's in autopilot it constantly sinks from low 50's to mid 10's framerate

When's the update where I can shoot Jasonafex's fursona in the face with a 12 gauge?