soyboy

beta

cuck

no, i wasn't kidding i am still a tree, can i have help here, should i see a doctor about that?

Gather around for an Epic Story my friends!;
So I'm at a bar right? Drink rum. ALL the rum. I am REALLY drunk, and there is this pretty She-Orc. She's look "Oohoohooo! My falalalas! Unfortunately, when we were in the middle of the Big Action, she tried to kill me. Turns out she was a Succubus Assassin. Anyway, she stabbed me in the eye, and it turned into my Demon Eye. And I never drank again.

i drank then turned into a tree and now i am still a tree