Recent reviews by TheFatChild2

The game has it's pros and cons just like every game.
Let's starts with the pros. Firstly the game has so much content that you probably need around 500 hours to farm all the weapons and the attachments and that's without the 2 year passes and DLC weapons.
Secondly, the game offers fun and non-repeating gamemodes, which is good, BUT everyone seems to keep playing conquest for some reason.
Battlefield V doesn't have that much cons, but I'd like to mention them too.
First of all... oh yes... the campers with LMGs in the corners. There are more that 10 huge maps and because of such toxic people you need to pre-fire everywhere, which is annoying.

The conclusion is that if EA makes a damage penalty for staying AFK/camping for more than 10 seconds, except when you are capturing a flag, the game would be WAY BETTER.

I recommend this game on 100 %

Enjoy the game !

I have a Intel i5 9600K at 3.7 GHz and a RTX 2060 6GB and the game keeps 40-50 fps at medium graphics... Games like Resident Evil 8, which released a few months ago keep 90 fps with no problem...


Bad optimized game honestly

3 reasons why not to buy the game even if it's 1 Euro

1. It's dead
2. Every 2 games you get a message " You were disconnected ", and get kicked, because the servers are trash
3. The game is full of glitches and bugs ;)

basicly ♥♥♥♥ game. Better crack it than buying it :)

Best game I've ever played :)

Oh and that game made me a gamer :) !

Same thing over and over again

GOAT of Gaming

I normally don't post reviews on games here, but Rockstar Games got me so triggered that I couldn't resist telling you why you should NOT buy Grand Theft Auto IV and just download it from any torrent site instead.

Let me begin with that, that they re-released the game and it has more bugs/glitches than the original one.

Here are a few issues I personally had on the game ( SPOILER ALERT ) :

If you choose the "Deal" option at almost the end of the game it is literally impossible to finish it. Little Jacobs helicopter keeps on blowing up upon spawning and you cannot jump to it, after that Dimitri just escapes and you fail the mission.

If you choose the "Revenge" option it is ok, BUT guess what... you need to jump on the damn chopper again. This time at least it spawns, BUT as soon as you jump on it you need to spam the "Space" button... it glitches and yes you guessed it - you fall off the chopper and the mission is failed. In order to fix it you need to deactivate all your CPU cores, but one of them. That way the game is locked to around 17-20 FPS and you can safely climb onto it.

Although the game is full with bugs it has many and I mean MANY positive sides.

Let me start that the game has BOWLING ... have you seen any other Grand Theft Auto game having that. I don't think so.

Don't make me start with the story of the game. It is full of action, as well as many unique missions, objectives and challenges to do. It is around 20-30 Hours long and it will keep you busy for at least a week or in my case 3 days.

For 20 Euros you actually get a game that is balanced, but God help you if you need help from the Support of Rockstar Games. These guys don't know anything about video games and the only "solution" they will give you is to verify the integrity of the game files or delete the cache... and that's it. The worse part is that they answer every 24-48 hours... just horrible support at all. As I said for 20 bucks you get 1 huge game full of surprises, if you haven't played it or watched some gameplay, and as a bonus you get 2 DLCs that i haven't personally tried yet, but after I finish writing that review I'm gonna start playing them.

The game is good, glitchy, but good.

I hope that my review helped you guys out !

I wish you a nice day and stay safe during quarantine, Gamers !!! <3

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (12-15 Hours)
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price ( I got it for 3.99 Euro )
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Game is glitchy af. When 1 player has problems with their internet the whole game like dies and the co-op makes no sense at all. If you want to play the single player campaign the game is actually pretty good. :D