Recent reviews by Riso

Almost as good as butt sex with Jay North

Team killing simulator 2015.
10/10

Dying FPS.
Pls patch
10/10

The graphics on this game are absolutely incredible. It's beautiful. I did get stuck in the hatch of a ship being unable to haul myself out, then proceeded to rapidly shank a tiger shark.

This game is pay-to-win. Seriously. You pay £700 (roughly 259013$) for a Staff of Uninstall. Yes, you have to pay to uninstall this massive 346TB game. The resolution is atleast 4k and won't allow you to set it to anything lower. Other than that bad stuff, this is the ultimate FPS shooter available, currently, on PC. If you haven't bought this game, you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Buy it right now.

Loading simulator 2015. 10/10.

I'l rather stick my ♥♥♥♥ in a blender filled with acid and have Gaben slit my throat and steal my guns than play this game.

If ARMA 4 does not come out, I will slit your mother.

Like CoD with toast. 10/10 IGN

Incredible game. Absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible. My PC struggled to run this masterpiece but I continued to finish my total of 2 minutes gametime. Why, you might ask? Because this game is a true gem on the Steam market place. Created with a drop of CoD and a strand of Gaben's pubic hair, the perfect formula was formed: Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge.