Recent reviews by Riso

Haven't enjoyed a shooter this much since Battlefield 4. This game is looking promising.

perfect

Actually gave me cancer.

You play as JesperW beating up wolves. What is not to love?
9/11

Miss Emerson, 22, a care worker from South Shields, South Tyneside, said: ‘I felt sick when I read it, I was in shock.
‘Obviously we know that Nan wasn’t going to ever reply, it was just something we did as a comfort for ourselves because she loved to text.’
She also received another message which read: ‘I’m watching over you and it’s all going to get better. Just push through.’

A very in-depth, tactical shooter with a very steep learning curve.

In this masterpiece, you see yourself, a small kid, embark on an emotional and captivating adventure - the main objective being to find your dad. The weapon progression is very impressive and the graphics look so damn good they made my jaw drop. I cannot run this on anymore than medium with my dual titan Xs, but I am happy with that.

Until about 911 hours in, I noticed the multiplayer feature on the menu. I thought to myself: "Wow, such a hardcore single player game has multiplayer? Let's check it out!" I loaded into a game. There were roughly 1,392,520 screaming Russian children in the lobby, calling me a 'noob team', and a 'ckya'. One guy in the lobby told me that he would get a plane to England and smack my face on the keyboard. Haha, like that'll happen.

Anyway, to conclude my review of this amazing gamaoi83thjo9 h3thyg 97

I have a clicking macro.
10/10

You run around,
In a massive, seemingly endless 'insane asylum',
Picking up blank pieces of paper
Getting chased by some ♥♥♥♥ in a hat

Still better than CoD - 9/11

Incredible. Looks so much better, and runs beautifully on my GTX 970 with an FX-6300 on ultra, getting 40-60 fps at 1080p

Last night I found a young homeless girl hidden amongst the bins. She was dirty and smelled terrible, but I knew under that grime was a pretty girl. I took her in and bathed her, as I toweled her down I became aroused. One thing led to another and before I knew it I was frantically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her on the bathroom floor.... at one point I was banging her so hard that you'd think she was still alive.