That his new Christmas range of fragrances includes the great smell of Wednesday... and that he was turned down for the job of EU President because his face was just too recognizable.
Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest
Some say that last week he was found in a locked room tied to a chair with German piano wire... and that this week MPs turned him down for the job of speaker.
Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days
Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic...
All we know is, he's called the Stig.