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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 42.8 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Feb @ 12:55pm

>Bought this game because it looked amazing and I really enjoyed arma 3 with my friends
>Downloaded it
>Servers not working
>Trying to search why my PC needs to suck so much
>Servers are attacked by russian
>Joined official discord to get more info

>Joined a server with friend after 2 days of not playing
>Couldnt join because it was kicking us out of the queue
>Found an German server, 64 max players
>Joined
>Joined USSR
>My fellow comrades are shooting each other at the spawn and speaking deutchs
>I dont understand anything, I dont move so they dont look at me or try to communicate with me
>Some german noticed me, he said my nickname, and started speaking deutchs
>I hear some laughing from the large group that team killed each other
>I hear my nickname like a thousand of times, asking alot of questions which I did not respond to
>My friend joined
>We tried to find a car
>Spawned a car
>Some guy jumped in, I said fk it, lets leave and maybe kill him
>I whispered "Do you speak english?"
>He laughed, and responded Yes
>I started an conversation with him, asking why they teamkilled each other
>He explained that its german thing to tk own teammates, its in their bloodline
>We found enemies, they were npcs but i didnt knew that so I started to talk sh*t to them
>We started laughing
>Found civilian car
>I wore NPCs clothes
>We "raced"
>We got ambushed
>We killed NPCs
>Proceed with basic tasks
>First contact with enemy base
>I got knocked uncs.
>My friend died
>German killed 2 americans
>I started to ask him to take care of my Opel
>We started convo about my car
>I told him to take care of my car, but before I die, I must feel the warmth of the p>ssy
>he did not find any woman nearby
>I stood up
>My friend rejoined us
>We proceed with the mission
>We found some germans
>We hopped in their car, they left my german teammate
>They did not speak english
>We jumped out, first contact with americans
>We found new guy, we went to hell with him
>Got killed in a town
>He got killed too
>My friend was left alone
>I helped him later
>We killed americans with random russian who did not speak english
>My friend died, some american got dayz kick in and tried to loot him fresh
>I used all of my bullets on him
>We went to the city
>We got left behind
>US took control of the town
>We found convoy, couldnt destroy it with our weak caliber
>We hid in the school
>We did our last stand, I talked sh^t to them
> I killed around 20+ of them
>My friend died, tried to help him but I couldnt.. I didnt knew how to heal
>I took my last stand, talked with the germans that I couldnt understand
>Explosions everywhere I survived
>Killed more of them, used all of the grenades I could find
>Ive been getting scanned through wooden doors
>I still managed to kill 4 more, and died to 4-6 guys shooting at my door


10/10, didnt get kicked by not being German, but got loved because of my steam nickname
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