Dijit
Taranasaurus   Australia
 
 
Video games and music.
quotes too nostalgic for me to take down
https://soundcloud.com/taranasaurus

"(∩`-´)⊃------- GET OVER HERE" -Pudge

MarsOz: I bought Deus Ex
MarsOz: It was cheap as a north korean hooker

"We have a new mission. Codename: Accomplished."

Amazing Pick up line:
"Idk lol. Why not stay over, hehe? The Couch may not pull out, but I do."

ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ <- Broodmother when Es is picked

"Mysterious giant sharks with AIDS that spit Ebola and take your jobs." -The True American Fear.

Maybe the only real fear is fear itself... and wasps. ♥♥♥♥ wasps, spiteful bastards.

F R O M T H E G H A S T L Y E E R I E I C A N S E E T O T H E E N D S O F T H E W O R L D A N D F R O M T H I S V A N T A G E P O I N T I D E C L A R E W I T H U T T E R C E R T A I N T Y T H A T T H I S O N E I S I N T H E B A G

Right bro, so like, think of the Holocaust.
It's the exact opposite of that.

"This is brilliant news!"
"How is Will getting off with Charlotte Bigjugs brilliant news?"
"Because girls might actually start seeing us for who we are now."
"Well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ then, because you're a ♥♥♥♥."

Listen, you shoulde get a Granny! you are really good music.

Australia is both a country, and a continent; but no one cares.

You're incomparable. Like a...

Interviewer: "You were sportsing pretty hard out there. A lot of sports happened. Why do you think you lost?"
Player: "We sportsed our best and scored the points, but the other team was sportsing too, and they scored even more points."
Interviewer: "What's your strategy for the next match?"
Player: "We need to stop the other team from scoring points while we ourselves score many points."
Interview: "Now back to the studio for ten hours of sports analysis."
Player: "My income is higher than most countries."

I'm Taking two-bit players unto another level. You know the one where it's hot, and you can meet the devil?

Always the room for crisps *wink*

Cartoon Horse Progrum

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a children's animated television program based on Hasbro's popular toy line of the same name, and the 1950's classic film, "All Horses Cannot Operate Automobiles."

It takes place in a world inhabited by a multitude of cartoon horses, including Unicorns, Pegasi, boring horses, giraffes, donkeys, Mustangs, Mustangs, colts, colts, colts, cults, and Mr. Eds, which is a derogatory term used to describe horses that can't eat peanut butter.

The show is based around the life of "Dwight Likes Sparkles," a magical Unicorn with powers comparable to Jesus. Twilight Sparkle has no friends as every other horse fears her unequaled power, and and limitless knowledge of the arcane. This worries her mother, Queen Horsey-Time, who decides to take action and help her daughter make some new friends.

The Queen takes Twilight to summer camp at Camp WHHHEHHHNNNNEHHH, where she is forced to make friends with least the popular girls in school, Their names are Fluttershy; The Beastmaster, Rainbow Dash; Lord of the Dark Skies, Pinkie Pie; the shape-shifter, Apple Jack; YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWW WWW, and Rarity; who's also in this show. Every episode, the horses learn valuable lessons on both friendship and life, like being honest and true to your best pals, or not eating my fries when I'm CLEARLY not finished with them DEBRA.

JEEZ.

Some episodes even feature-fun filled songs sung by the characters themselves. Like the hit song "Pinkie Pride" which took the world by storm and won "Best Musical number" at the 2011 Korean People's Choice Awards.

"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a television juggernaut, coming to take your eyeballs by storm. Catch horsey-horse fever this Summer and indulge your brain with all five award-winning seasons on DVD and Laser Beam. Buy Cartoon Horse Action figures at your local toy merchant. And try NEW Cartoon horse Brand HORSE MEAT! A hunger-quenching adventure for the whole family!

Let Horse-based wonderment into your heart, and discover why friendship is truly magic.

I'd like to thank my AIDs, for always being positive!

I let the beat drop like old people with polio.

"As long as its chubby, a girl will rubby"
- Amir Herwitz 2015

Patient: Rogue the Bat
Bloodtype: Nightcore

"Looney Toons is like a cyberbully, except real !" -Michael Swaim, 2015

"Did you hear about the lack of rumors?"
"No."

"What happens when two men love each other is; oooh, they take off their clothes; then they get into bed; and then... THEY ♥♥♥♥ ON THE BIBLE!" -Bo Burnham

Richard have you been smoking marijuana?

What the ♥♥♥♥, Richard?!

Don't ever damn to me or my daniel again!

I live, in a constant state of fear, and misery
do, you miss me, any more?
and I don't even notice what hurts
any more, any more, any more


What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
Common sense.

The risk I took was calculated.
But man, am I bad at math.

"Baby runs fast, but not like a kenyan though..."
-CIB
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lilypad 13 Jul, 2020 @ 6:30pm 
Why you gotta do Felix like that? Sure he sounds like he's on speed all the time, and I'm not talking about road side 5 dime a bag speed Félix 'xQc' Lengyel. I'm not talking about cocaine rush methed up Minecraft speed runner Félix 'xQc' Lengyel either. Hell, I'm not even talking about prime Overwatch pro player Félix 'xQc' Lengyel with the OWC '17 2nd place finish and his signature Reinhardt and Winston (with the abilities to 1v5 and being capable of both capping and defend point), equipped with his wooden chair, a perfect autism speak, control of the cocaine in his blood stream, with the first speed talker's DNA implanted in him so he speak in in 5th dimension and can perform speed runs while being an expert in all fps games and watching youtube videos
lilypad 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme tran‎nies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to sh‎it up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
lilypad 29 Jun, 2020 @ 10:53am 
I'm not Racist Because.... I ONLY use the Black skin tone on all my Emojis

I'm not Racist Because.... I use Dark mode on every App I have

I'm not Racist Because.... I only drink my Coffee BLACK

I'm not Racist Because.... My favourite super hero is the DARK Knight

I'm not Racist Because.... I ALWAYS play as Coach in L4D2

I'm not Racist Because.... I listen to Logic

I'm not Racist Because.... I voted for Obama

I'm not Racist Because.... My favourite Disney movie is The Princess and The Frog

I'm not Racist Because.... Miles Morales is my favorite Spiderman
lilypad 29 Jun, 2020 @ 10:42am 
There’s two things you need to know about me: I’m a 24 year old man and I love eating pu‎ssy. Seriously it’s my favorite thing and unlike most males, I don’t have much interest in blowjo‎bs or even sex. I’m also a writer and I realized I should stop trying to write the next great American novel and just write what I know....

So I wrote a nonfiction (but...flowery, I’d say) piece about eating pus‎sy. It’s not porn, it’s like modern day Anais Nin type intellectual sexual content. It’s also very feminist because there are men out there (nay, boys) who still have childish hang ups about French kissing a woman’s delicate rose. Apologies for all my various euphemisms. Like I said I’m a writer.
lilypad 29 Jun, 2020 @ 10:42am 
My parents aren’t even conservative but they got really uncomfortable after I had them read my piece. My mom said it was a bit too much for her. I asked her which part, and she said all of it but specifically pointed to a line (copy paste): “I slither my tongue through her sumptuous flaps, lapping up her golden honey with fervor as I feel her stiffening turtles head poking into my nostril.” She and my dad have always been supportive of my writing but they said this was “private” and they’d rather not read any more stuff about my sex life.

I have to admit I’M a little offended because this is my art and I also believe this is the piece that might actually be something. My dad draws in his free time and this includes nude portraits of people we don’t even know....so how is that ok but my writing isn’t?

Alas. The perils of being in a family of creatives lol. Anyway who’s in the wrong?