I sexually identify as a fairy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dancing across fields in masses and luring children into the woods. People say to me that a person being a fairy is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm adorable. I'm having a mad scientist shrink me down to 6 inches and attach butterfly wings to my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Pixie" and respect my right to annoy and play tricks on people. If you can't accept me you're a faephobe and need to check your mythological privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.