TORTUGA
Alpha & Omega   Moose Factory, Ontario, Canada
 
 
:nidhoggyengarde: T O R T U G A - Slow & Steady wins the race. :nidhoggoengarde:

:NATO::security::csgohelmet::platinum::summersun::IS2: Fight to Survive :kill: :Colt1911::RedStar::insfist::insurgent::CSAT::csgoanarchist:

A remnant of the Ancient Cyber Wars from a time long past.
Genetically engineered to be superior so as to lead others to peace in a world at war.

Hi, my name's Matt and I'm a Millwright, I fix big machines; anything that moves. Interested? Ask me about it

Sometimes I'm good at CSGO (mostly not, CASUAL pleb), but I love playing tactical first-person shooters like ArmA 2 + 3, Insurgency(+Sandstorm), Halo Infinite, Rising Storm(2),Battlefield, Unreal Tournament and the like.

I like playing games with friends and I'll talk via Discord. I'm not huge on MOBAs like League or DOTA. I'll flay your blood and guts on the ground in a game of Nidhogg.

Special shout-out to anyone who knows what my picture is from!

MY BEST FRIEND!
Currently Offline
The Lord's Prayer
Our Pasta, who art in colander, draining be your noodles.
Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who eat string cheese like a candy bar.

Lead us not into veganism, but deliver us some pizza,
For thine is the meatball, the noodle and the sauce, forever and ever.

Ramen.

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"No Zombie is safe from Chicago Ted" - Nathan
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Valkiria Trade Banned 15 Apr, 2020 @ 6:44pm 
Add me
ExplusionToy 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:58pm 
Verified goodboy :)
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Glup Shitto 14 Apr, 2019 @ 2:29pm 
fine you can have it
Silver Demi God 4 Feb, 2019 @ 2:56pm 
1v1 any day punk
CAÇAMBA GAMING 25 Jan, 2019 @ 1:35am 
Hey man, wanna play Nidhogg? :happyBUD: