Oh man, what to say about this guy. First of all, this guy really knows how to squeeze one out. He has a magicians hands, and oh boy does he know how to use them. Hes got this little guy Mey that follows him, and both him and Mey know how to rub just the right way. This is all folklore of course. haha. It isnt really that funny though most interactions with these guys turns into a splooge fest, a sticky get-together if you will. Which sounds nice at face value, but Mey speeds up so fast that it becomes uncomfy and really creates a lot of friction. Sometimes ive seen sparks fly. Either way, quite a slimy guy. Really knows how to slip around, and up and down.

Guy literally smells like a Stink Mink

-rep doesn't tip the pizza guy. who tf does that i can't with this guy

-rep literally said he doesn't tip the pizza guy smh

+rep Have a great weekend!!!