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Posted: 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:55am
Updated: 30 Mar, 2020 @ 3:52am

CS:GO Review
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"

Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"

Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a fuc**** noob!!"

In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"

Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged

Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"

Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"

Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you fuc**** idiot!!"

Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a fuc**** idiot!!"

Blocked by someone - Dies

Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you fuc**** idiot!!"

Decide to save - "You're a fuc**** coward!!"

Decide not to save - "Save you fuc**** idiot!!"

Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You fuc**** camper!!"

Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You fuc**** camper!!"

Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage

Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage

Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit

Go to the balcony in Italy - "You fuc**** hacker!!"

Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you fuc**** serious!?"

Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill

Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"

Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"

Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked

Last round - Everybody buys Negev

Your team is losing and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you

Win a match - All enemy team rages

Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

Best rage simulator out there!








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164 Comments
𝓿𝓴𝓺𝓪 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am 
its about people not the game, genius..
RoMiRe4 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am 
Counter-Strike:Global Offensive
Peter Hahnchen 13 Aug, 2021 @ 12:20pm 
l2p
Penta 23 Jun, 2021 @ 11:12pm 
:bombgd:
. 6 Jul, 2020 @ 11:16pm 
Ah yes accuracy
Dog 29 May, 2020 @ 10:18am 
Nutsaxk
Geffest ♡ 19 May, 2020 @ 12:13am 
𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮 :loveispurple:
76561198297405772 18 May, 2020 @ 1:22pm 
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ᴛ𝐞ᴅ ⛧ 30 Apr, 2020 @ 3:31am 
:black_crow: :pinballskull:
Little Person Peter 29 Apr, 2020 @ 1:10pm 
fucking nerd thats what i think buy prime get yo ass outta silver clown ass mf