NO STEAM BROKE HIM

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explodes on your doorstep

A girl.... AND a gamer? 😱 Whoa mama! 😱 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out*🐺 WOOF 🐺 WOOF🐺 WOOF 🐺WOOF 🐺WOOF 🐺WOOF🐺 WOOF🐺WOOF 🐺WOOF 🐺WOOF🐺 WOOF🐺 WOOF🐺 WOOF🐺 WOOF 🐺WOOF🐺 *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart*❤❤❤❤❤ Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~ 😳😳😳🥵💦

happy birthday