Owner of Mustache Cash Stashe

"I asked for 12 pieces of bacon! Not 9!" ~ Petah Griffin

"I'm gay-ley for Hayley on the daily" ~ Keni

"mommy eating up that salami" ~ some dood

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★ Hayley's dad is a man of unique beliefs..
★ He thinks the earth is flat and the moon's made of cheese.
★ He says the evidence is all around, In the way the oceans seem to stay bound

★ He thinks that gravity's a hoax, and that the moon's not real,
★ He's got some ideas that are hard to conceal.
★ He's got a lot of followers, but they're not all convinced,
★ 'Cause when it comes to science, he's got some facts that are minced.

unrealism is the state of 3 things:
1. The lack of realism
2. Thethinminsurimintude
3. And an ineptitude in dealing with reality”

The masculine urge to swing your balls around like a helicopter and fly out of this forsaken planet

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