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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Sep, 2017 @ 12:40pm
Updated: 12 Feb, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Early Access Review
~ DIFFICULTY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ My 90 year old grandma could play it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Easy
โœ… Normal
๐Ÿ”ฒ Hard
๐Ÿ”ฒ Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ MS Paint
๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
๐Ÿ”ฒ Meh
โœ… Graphics don't matter in this game
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Beautiful
๐Ÿ”ฒ Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Bad
โœ… Not special
๐Ÿ”ฒ Good
๐Ÿ”ฒ Beautiful


~ STORY ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ This game has no story
โœ… Like playing Temple Runners for the story
๐Ÿ”ฒIt's there for the people who want it
๐Ÿ”ฒ Well written
๐Ÿ”ฒ Epic story
๐Ÿ”ฒ Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Free
๐Ÿ”ฒ Underpriced
๐Ÿ”ฒ Perfect Price
๐Ÿ”ฒ Could be cheaper
๐Ÿ”ฒ Overpriced
โœ… Complete waste of money


~ REQUIREMENTS ~

โœ… You can run it on a microwave
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average
๐Ÿ”ฒ High end
๐Ÿ”ฒ NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

๐Ÿ”ฒ Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
โœ…Short (2 - 15 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Average (15-50 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Long (50-90 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ Extremely long (90-110 hours)
๐Ÿ”ฒ No ending

~ FUN ~

โœ… I'd rather watch paint dry
๐Ÿ”ฒ Hard to enjoy
๐Ÿ”ฒ Repetitive
๐Ÿ”ฒ Actually pretty amusing
๐Ÿ”ฒ The kind of fun you'll remember
๐Ÿ”ฒ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

๐Ÿ”ฒ It's a one-time experience
โœ… Only for achievements
๐Ÿ”ฒ If you wait a few months/years
๐Ÿ”ฒ Definitely
๐Ÿ”ฒ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

โœ… No
๐Ÿ”ฒ Wait for sale
๐Ÿ”ฒ Yes
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