Ulasan terkini oleh Stummy

This is a true summary of my time in Balatro.

First two hours of the game: "I don't see the craze for this game, it's just poker, and the jokers are kinda dumb!"

the next 58 hours: "OKAY, IF I GET THE MARBLE JOKER I CAN FEED THAT TO THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER FOR MORE MULTIPLIERS, PLUS I CAN CHOOSE THE WHEEL TO TRY AND POLY THE DAGGER TOO, THEN I CAN SACRIFICE THE LUCHADOR TO NEGATE THE BOSS BLIND"

This game has taken over my life

GALE I SWEAR STOP EATING MY BOOTS

friend said "something feels sinister" before a giant worm ate him right behind me.

Worst part is I couldn't get his stuff to meet Quota

I used to play this game all the time with old friends. It was our favourite game. Now, with all the drops barely being given out, the store getting crazy prices, and the insane idea of taking out player to player trading??? Spend your money on something way better please.

The ai keeps calling me insect and I don't know how I feel about that.

One of the chillest games I've ever played. It's so relaxing and just fun to play late at night when you can't sleep. The music is also just so GOOD!

Cat game that made me cry. That's all you really need right?

One of the best games I've ever played. So much fun with friends and the amount of pure insanity that comes from it is amazing.

Some of my favorite moments from the last few times of playing:
-Hunt started next to me, I screamed at the ghost to ♥♥♥♥ off, it proceeded to find my friend across the map and kill him instead of me.
-I asked the ghostbox if they liked Taylor Swift and a hunt started.
-I locked a friend outside my room as they got murdered.
-I decided to go in alone with no items, chilled there screaming for 15 minutes in the dark with no hunt, friend switches out and instantly gets murdered.

I also fully recommend for players who are more experienced to try wheel trait online, some are you have to wear your headphones backwards, can't walk in rooms that have lights on, etc. Makes the game that more interesting!

Forgot I had the gassy trombone when I played Ode to Joy. Lost the level cause I died laughing, 10/10 a dumb game that you will 100% enjoy, though maybe when it's on sale.

Loved every bit of this. Highly recommend to anyone.