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14.3 hrs last two weeks / 11,078.1 hrs on record (4,896.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Jan, 2014 @ 4:40am
Updated: 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:06pm

SOOO Let's talk about Dota 2 :
Valve stole the Warcraft 3 mod and made a sequel of it for MOAR MONNIES because they don't get enough money from hats.
My Story with dota
Back in 1996 i heard a song dota by Basshunter. : I was young back then and thought "wow dude I want to play this game so badly"
but i forgot about it but now BANG DOTA 2 IS FREE TO PLAY and i was all like "WOW DUDE I NEED AN INVITE FOR THIS"
then BANG I received one. so I've installed
it and i've played it for a long time. then guess what? It started to bore me out of my mind and the community is full of mad rude players... SO YEA I've deleted it, put my ♥♥♥♥ on it.
If you want waste your time go on it's kinda fun. SPOILER IRL IS BETTER

**UPDATE***
Back to playing this ♥♥♥♥ apparently it's better than most of my games.
This custom map is single handedly responsible for killing the RTS genre as its bastard offspring spreads like cancer, slowly and unstoppable.


Because it's addictive. Like gay porn.


~~♥♥♥♥ this game became Legends of Dito.

*update* game is good, game is better with friends.
* update* 2019.12.04 game is simlar to lol and becomes better and better.
*update* 2021.02.03 I lost will of playing this a lot.
*update* 2021-11.21 playing it from time to time, steam awards told me to update it.
*update* 2023.11.24 7.34e map is bigger more room to farm and comeback also simple heroes are the best right now. Bristleback Spirit Breaker
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4 Comments
swiderek 2 Oct, 2017 @ 7:14am 
;)
Ash 🤡 6 Jan, 2014 @ 10:49am 
Very very very very bad Recommended..........:cgrazz:
Enormous F.A.G. 4 May, 2012 @ 11:05am 
In Soviet Russia Hats get enough VALVe from MONNIES.
Dr Monocle 29 Apr, 2012 @ 2:07pm 
YES!