Anyways, just wanted to get that out of the way before asking if you wanted me to organize your laundry by color again. Also, is it okay if I use the washing machine for your undies? The bone fractures are making it a bit difficult for me to hand wash right now... but I get it if you'd rather they be hand washed, just thought I'd ask first! Thanks!

Hey, I was just thinking about what happened and I realized I really need to get to the bottom of this. Why did you violently assault me after I tried spoon feeding you some mango coconut Melo Melo? I mean, it was really bad. I'm having issues with walking due to my hip fracture, and doctors are telling me my limp might be permanent. I just don't understand how that small action warranted your reaction. Is it because the mango to coconut ratio wasn't even? Or maybe you prefer the coconut more? I guess if you tried giving me a spoon of Melo Melo that wasn't 90% the coconut part I'd be pretty upset too... I don't think I'd break 3 of your ribs, fracture your hip, and give you two black eyes over it though... I would have probably let this slide if you had at least broken my nose so I could start considering a nose job in earnest, but that's beside the point. I'd appreciate an explanation and apology, please. I understand if you're busy and stuff though.

Not your 40 ks😢

stay calm, man. you are good at sniper but you shouldn't accuse people with only 1 piece of evidence. ruined my 40 ks but that's fine.

-rep killed me while i was chill like that

love you too.