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1 person found this review helpful
604.4 hrs on record (112.7 hrs at review time)
Easily the best game of 2022, arguably of all time
Posted 14 May, 2022. Last edited 25 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
45.6 hrs on record
Made me want to drink Monster better than any other Monster sponsor did
Posted 24 October, 2020. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
maybe im retarded but these puzzles are hard as ♥♥♥♥

nice demon girls though poggers
Posted 25 May, 2020.
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42.3 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
to everyone on the verge of quitting over lady butterfly: honey, you've got a big storm comin'
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizonia ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter that he was after Texas Red,
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry, men who tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in the street
Folks were watchin' from their windows,
Every body held their breath,
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death,
About to meet his death
There was twenty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron,
Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
84.1 hrs on record (72.9 hrs at review time)
I've played this for 70 hours and I've only really dabbled with 2 weapons, this game has like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10+. God there's so much here and they keep updating the game to add more.

Super fun, can be intimidating to get into if you're new to the series but there's tons of guides and and a good community
If you don't like super grindy games where lategame consists of doing the same things over and over again to get chance RNG drops you need for a slight upgrade to your build, maybe this isn't completely for you. I'm not one of those people but the extremely satisfying gameplay (at times tedious, some quality of life changes would be good) and amazing soundtrack and visual design of this game kept me hooked
Posted 5 April, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
26.2 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Getting a direct hit across the map in this game makes you feel like Einstein
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
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77.4 hrs on record (73.5 hrs at review time)
Buy it if you have the beefy PC needed for the full experience. One of the best games I've ever played.

-The most visually stunning game I've ever played. Highly recommend installing the 4K resolution pack to have your jaw drop even more at the phenomenal sights. (Make sure you have 150GB of storage to spare though)

-One of the best soundtracks I've ever heard. Yoko Shimomura outdid herself and composed a soundtrack which if composed during the eras of Beethoven, Mozart, Bach; would be held of the same regard as a musical masterpiece. Prepare to cry when you hear the vocals kick in for Somnus.

-Fantastic, fun, quirky, developed, and relatable main cast. The camaraderie between Noctis, Ignis, Prompto, and Gladio here is one of the best parts about this game. No other game will make you want to go on a roadtrip with your friends as much as this one. The relationship developed between these characters is memorable and all 4 of the Backstreet Boys will have a place deep in your heart before you even get halfway through the game. (Ignis especially holds a special place as one of the greatest characters in fiction)

-Simple but effective combat system which rewards good instincts, tactics, and reactions while also being satisfying and relatively engaing with even just two primary buttons to focus on (Attack, Dodge/Parry)

-The story certainly lacks in areas, especially if you haven't watched the CGI prequel film or the anime. However this doesn't stop the game being an enjoyable emotional rollercoaster, you'll be in tears by the end of the game. (and ESPECIALLY by the end of Episode Ignis)

-Windows Edition contains ALL previously released bonus content as well as a huge amount of brand new content which fills in gaps toward the end of the game. Most importantly, you get about 8 hours of bonus story content with the 3 DLC episodes included, each with completely different yet refined styles of gameplay and they fill in what were previously completely unknown chunks of plot in the main story.

10/10.
Posted 9 June, 2018.
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4.3 hrs on record
The full experience is very much worth the 1 and half hours of bland and generic harem visual novel that you have to sit through at first
It's free and at most a 5 hour playthough, get it.
Posted 13 December, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
33.0 hrs on record
Buy my game
Posted 11 December, 2017.
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