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please stop making me automatically download this it barely makes a visual difference and it takes up more space than the actual game

please play this instead of undertale

its actually pretty good

just pretend you paid for it and that overwatch is f2p
that way it seems like you have dignity

Pros:
☑ - Maybe the best videogame OST of all time
☑ - Great and very satisfying combat
☑ - Lots of weapon variation, you can alter your fighting style however you wish
☑ - The most technologically advanced ass of all time on 2B, developed by years of vigorous one-handed research
☑ - Enthralling, philosophical and engaging story
☑ - Fantastic voice acting (Both Japanese and English)
☑ - Multiple playthroughs
☑ - Have a tissue box ready
☑ - SELF DESTRUCT TO REMOVE SKIRT [or shorts ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)]

Cons:
☒ - ̶N̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶w̶d̶ ̶D̶L̶C̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶f̶i̶t̶s̶ thank you yoko taro my wish is granted

this is god tier video gaming
my recommended playing settings are as follows:
>2:51am
>dont have a gf
>be under the influence of any neurostimulating drug
>have good headphones
>have volume at 100
>duct tape your eyelids open
>have an electric shock administered to your balls everytime the R is pressed on your keyboard
have fun

A͉̩͔͇͙̰N͎̠̣͢I̪̲̜̞̙̼M͕͞E͕͕̜͍̯̟ ̻̙̹IS̡̼̫̙͉̼ ̩̲͔͔R̼͙̺͠E͞Á̳L͍͙̣̫ ̥͓́A͓̠͉̯N̳͉̜̳͈͕D̜̗ ͎̻͙̟G̝͉̟̳͈̟͙OD̩̗̳ ̞͇͉ͅͅH̫̜͈͉͓͔̝A̶̭̻͇̮ͅŚ ̝̯̜͚̗̩̹F̳̟̩͇͝O̧R̷̫̺̗̤SA̟̗͓͈̰̣K̸̥̹̪̯͙E̮͇̺̭̺͎͠ͅN̟͜ ̦̟̯ͅU̶͕͈͙̮͖̫̤S͈
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A̷̬̙͙̱N̗̹̱̫̦͓D̼̙̺̣ ̦̫̠ I̺ ̗̥̼̪̟ͅC̗̪̹̟O͔͓̰͇͙̟̟UL̵̹̖̠͕̮D͓̘N'̲̘̦̦̙̝͢T̫͇̬ B͖̱͙̦̫̮̗E̠̭̫ ̭͈͉̬͖͈̝͝ H̡͖͇A͖P̵̺͚̩̜PI̺̱̰̫͇̗͡ͅE͍R̳

shes fit

the game isnt even terrible; its pretty auspicious for what it tries to be. its the fanbase which ruins this game if you come into contact with it.

art: nothing special
story: might come off as a bit nonsensical on the surface, but it starts to be decent when you get into it. but if you delve too far into it then it becomes whatever the ♥♥♥♥ game theory can think of about gaster or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his next undertale video
gameplay: its just walking, talking and a few mildly complex puzzles, redeemed by the original combat system but the lacking number of enemies makes the combat repetitive not that far into the game
soundtrack: ok the soundtrack is lit

if you think jokes about spaghetti are funny the humour in this game is probably for you, if you think the opposite then most of the dialogue might be cringy

for better or worse, the characters are memorable (please i just never want to see another sans x reader fanfiction anywhere ever again)- and given the short length of the game if you have good memory you can map out a whole playthrough of the game in your head after completing it for the first time


i wouldn't recommend putting time into it/spending money on it
tl;dr i regret playing this - i feel i've commited mortal sin. if you're religious or don't find spaghetti jokes funny stay away from this game

i never asked for this

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up and then restart when someone on your team gets detected after 40 minutes of stealthing a heist
cry
continue to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up
get paid
waste $240,000 on a mask
continue to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up but with more style
repeat
10/10
good with friends who will also ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up
but not ♥♥♥♥ up the heist