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-rep flat earther and believes in chem trails (LMFAO)

Deal

Hey this is Griffin, the pharmacist at CVS. We spoke earlier about how we both have Steam. I saw your inventory, can I offer a deal on your Crimson Web bowie knife? I'll waive the charges on your ♥♥♥♥♥ enlargement pills for a year for the knife. Let me know, see you tomorrow.

So I go to the supermarket instead and what do I see?? Not even joking all of the employees have M-A-T-C-H-I-N-G ♥♥♥♥♥ outfits on. M-A-T-C-H-I-N-G. Like "oh hey haha yeah we just all happened to wear the same thing today but we're totally not a psyop."

Umm yeah cleanup on aisle FED!!!

I get back in my car, look in the mirror, & some in-shape dude is staring at me. I go "Can I help you glowworm?" & he mimics me like he's mad I know he's a Fed cuz he's not obese.

So I punched him in the face & sped off & now I'm hiding from the Feds.

And someone broke my mirror.

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.