I started playing PC games in 2008, playing the game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning. In my opinion, this is the best game ever made and I would do anything to play it again. The memories I made there will stay with me forever and it's where I get my internet persona of "Squigling" from! :D
AND OMG YOU CAN PLAY IT. IT'S CALLED RETURN OF RECKONING AND IT IS TEH BEST THING I'D NEVER HAD BUT THEN I DOWNLOADED IT AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO YEAH AND IT'S MY PHONE'S RINGTONE. Just thought I'd let you know lmao


Damn it's been a while since I updated this...
Well, I'm playing LoL, Clone Hero, Red Dead 2, Halo, Smite, and a bunch of other mini-timewasters I'm finding here and there.

Very often you'll find my commentating the matches I'm in (whilst I'm dead), and this generally gets a pretty good reception. I'm almost thinking about doing some commentating for the old YouTube channel.

The answer is yes! You can feel free to add me whenever you want! The only reason I won't add you is obviously you're a bot. But you're not, are you? ^-^

Yes I do trade! :D I'm currently looking to get a Bayonet | Marble Fade/Tiger Tooth but you can offer me anything from my inventory and I'll sure as hell have a think about it!

Well, I have many!
This list is outdated, and quite frankly, I can't be bothered to update it!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this list is hard to maintain, you people gotta pick a name and stick to it lmfao
Realistically if you're on my friends list, you can't be that bad of a person!

Wtf is all of this? Why am I the way I am? haha Why Are You So Good?
Practise and determination. Cockyness, banter, lolz, periods, and a gaming chair all make me the MLG lord of my games. I generally top frag lol just check my screens.
But in all seriousness, just play the game! The more you play the better you get, simple! :D
You also have to want to get better, so yeah there's that! xD

I've edited this recently, just to help reflect the real reason why. Gaming is my passion, and I take my hobby (and soon to be my career as a Dev) very seriously. As in, I get completely immersed in my games, and I'm never satisfied unless I perform my absolute best.

I don't mean it when I start swearing and getting angry at people, in reality I'm just disappointed at my own performance.

I take pride in being a Razer fanboy!! :D
Here goes:
Razer Deathadder Classic / Razer Naga 2015
Razer Destructor 2 Battlefield 4 Edition / Razer Goliathus Control Medium Size
Razer Kraken 7.1 Surround
Razer Blackwidow Chroma
Razer Hammerhead
Ikea Malkom Chair <3
2 Monitors
Logitec Speakers
Logitec 720p Webcam
Focusrite Scarlett Studio Bundle - Mic + Stand & Audio Interface
Razer Phone
(Bunch of other misc Razer gear)

& my baby; a Razer Blade Pro 17.

I am a musician and play the guitar and drums, although in my band I play the drums; nobody else does! I don't really play much anymore. Sadly, life gets in the way, although I still want to be in a band <3 //also I sing, but don't know how ;P//
I really enjoy commentating on CS:GO, and you can ask some people I know, they think I'm really good at it!

Operating System
Windows 10
CPU
Ryzen 5 3600; 6 Dual cores w/ Hyperthreading. It's mint.
RAM
32.0GB DDR4 3600Ghz
Graphics
AMD Radeon RX 6700 XT
Storage
A lot. Like, 3Tb SSD, 6Tb HDD over...3 drives?


"MemO [El Turko]: you are awesome dude iam having a blast
MemO [El Turko]: xDd
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: Thanks dude! :D Me too ^-^
MemO [El Turko]: you dont have a youtube chanel do you ?
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: Why >-<
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: ? xD
MemO [El Turko]: dunno man you sound awesome
MemO [El Turko]: i would totally watch your videos
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: Really? :'3
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: Omg I've been wanting to, should I give it a go? xD
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: Am I really good enough? xD
MemO [El Turko]: dude wth youre awesome
MemO [El Turko]: i would give it a shot
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: :')
Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves: This means so much to me omg xD
MemO [El Turko]: be sure to write me the chanels name if you happen to start"
- Love this guy xD

Obviously game.

Homework... Oh my lord the homework.
:|
Nah I'm joking I don't do the homework!

See you in the message box, beautiful! ;*

I just want a place to store my previous usernames

Positively Squack - Derpy Hooves
Brbchangingname
Han Solo
Handy Solo the Polo Showlo
Positively Squack
Positively Squack [Squickling]
Squigling |R♣H
Squigling
FestiveSquig
DONT CLICK THAT LINK!


//MESSAGE RECEIVED//

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"Safehouse.png" attached, meta-data corrupted; co-ordinates scrambled
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"I hope nobody reads this.txt" attached, file mostly preserved
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I, uh, hope nobody has to read this. I guess you have to be, so, um...hello. I guess this means that I left without you, and for that, I apologize. There has been radio silence for as long as I can remember.
God, I hope that you're just a rescue team, because you don't want to know what I've seen. What I've...done, just to get by.
If anything, my flight of this planet should prove its possibility; that is, assuming I can successfully take off.
My advice to you, right now, is to turn around and go back to wherever you came from.
Do NOT take an interest in this planet.
Having said that, if you aren't a rescue team, and you're stuck here...I have something for you. I outfitted this repair tool with a powerful battery. You must survive.

//MESSAGE END//