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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

I hurt my penis I feel so weird and nauseous and I wish I didnt do that wtf.

I knew that it was gonna hurt but YOWCH. I made a cut at the base and a bit in the middle. Yeah, the middle was much worse than the base. It’s much more sensitive. It stings like crazy. It’s still bleeding. I still feel nauseous and light headed. I feel like I’m gonna throw up. It’s bleeding kinda more than I expected wtf. I didn’t even cut that deep I think.

Nobody's ever gonna wanna have sex with me now.

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